Monday, February 13, 2006

New Orleans isn't really known for it's Music

This is how I feel today:
Which makes me really love yesterday even more than usual, but I am also mad because of something that happened yesterday, so it's very confusing...
Yesterday was the Grammys. Here is a photo from the Grammys "Tribute to New Oreleans":Notice the lack of black musicians or musicians from New Orleans or even Loisiannian's (sp), and hey, the Edge isn't even from the United States of Merica! Apparently the Hurricane killed far more people than I realized because they obviously couldn't find any real New Orleans musicians to perform. I guess it could also be that New Orleans isn't really known to have alot of musicians or anything...

Friday, January 20, 2006

Beauty and the Beast

Yesterday I realized the following two things, observe:
Scott Mclellan is a bad liar

Laetitia Casta is hot

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Yesterdays New Years resolutions!

Yesterday (repectivly) was New Year's day! That means it is now time for me to join the band wagon and make some resolutions! Last year I ended up only completing one of my New Year's resolutions, find out what I love more than anything else in the known universe and start a blog about it! Well, as you can guess, my favorite thing is Yesterday, and what you are currently reading is my blog about it! This year I decided to try a few new things and recommit to doing the things that I haven't got around from previous years. So here is my list.

1) learn Kung Fu! -This one has been on my list ever scince I was 8 years old and it always tops the list. Maybe this will be the year that I accually do something about it. I am also pretty sure this one doesn't need to be explaned as to why I want to learn Kung Fu because it seems that everyone pretty much knows that Kung Fu is awesome!
2) Kill a Bear -This is a new one this year.
3) Find the Perfect Pair of Jeans -I just can't seem to...
4) Spend More Time on the Internet -I really love the internet and need to get to know it better and see where things go.
5) Spend More Time with my Posessions -I bought them for a reason, because I wanted to use them, but it seems like more and more of my free time keeps being wasted doing things like, being with people, socializing, working, going outside, traveling, and a million other distractions. My Xbox just sits there, and my Golf Clubs are gathering dust while I'm off getting bored doing crap like hiking, and crap!
6) Wear skirts more often -I don't remember wanting to do this, it must be a mistake.
7) Get a Tattoo -I've been thinking of getting a drawing of my girlfriends face tattooed on my face, she says doesn't want me to, but I think she would secretly really like it!
8) Be more honest, or learn how to Lie Better
9) Obtain a Concealed Weapons Liscense
-To kill a bear with.

That's it! I think I will end this with and awesome quote about Yesterday that I came across Yesterday!

Today is the pupil of yesterday.
-Publilius Syrus(~100 BC)
Publi is now on my list of like minded awesome guys! Right-the-Fuck-on!

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Sometimes it's kinda hard to love yesterday...

Don't get me wrong I still love yesterday, but sometimes it's harder then it should be: like when you just broke up with your girlfriend. Let's call her Bath.
So me and Bath have been going out together for a year and a half and 3 weeks ago we broke up for good. So lately it has been a bit more difficult to update my site as much as I may have wanted. It also might have to do with the nine night drunk I've been on. But don't blame it on the beer, sometimes the only thing that doesn't make me feel like giving up yesterday all together, is getting my drink on.
So here we go...
For those of you who didn't already know: Woody Allen is mediocre and makes miserable films. For those of you who already knew, you now know that what you knew was right, because now, Woody Allen agrees with you. Boy, what a great day...
I also finished reading the latest Harry Potter book last night. I couldn't believe it when Dulmbeldor died!!! I feel betrayed and I am now adding J. K. Rowling to my list of shitty people. Oh, and if you didn't already know that Dumbeldor dies, but were planning on reading the book, now you don't have to buy J. K. Rowlings shitty-ass book. You're welcome. And if you still want to step to me you'd be warned to check yourself, because I have no qualms about wooping your sorry 4th grade ass all over this playground!!!
I will juggle your buns!!!
Which reminds me of a poem I wrote Yesterday with magnetic poetry:
I Got You Buiscuits
I Got Your Buns
Who Needs The Oven?
I guess that about does back to crying...

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Cut me up a phat line! I'm ready to snort some yesterday!!!

I'm finally back from the holidays!!! I understand that for many of my readers my blog is their only source of news and entertainment, which is why I am so very sorry for not updating sooner... you must have been very lonely :(
I promise I'll never do it again!
The 10th annual MediaWise Video Game Report, (for those of you wondering what annual is it means "once a year." Which is also 364 yesterdays ago!) came out yesterday and it is a doosy! For the last five years I have been reusing this list as my x-mas list so my mom knows which games to get me! and the games this year sound so awesome!!! here is the list with comments:
  1. Far Cry :this one has you hunting people in the jungle and then you get to stab people and watch them bleed!!!
  2. F.E.A.R.
  3. The Warriors :in this one you are in a gang that likes to beat up on people!!! You can rob people and there are hoes everywhere!!!
  4. Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse : this game features cannablism (I always wanted to try that)! and also zombies! to further emerse yourself in the game try it while snacking on this!!!
  5. True Crime: New York City :This game is supposed to be like real life in new york city! In it you are a cop who used to be a drug dealer only you got caught but then they let you out of prison to unleash your own unique brand of justice on criminals in new york!!! Talk about some "True Crime"!!!
  6. Blitz: The League
  7. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories : this game is supposed to be a sex simulator!!! It also lets you kill cops, your parents, and the president! and rape small animals!!! (at least thats what I heard from Hillary Clinton)
  8. God of War
  9. Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil : Awesome title!!! But it would be even cooler if it had even more titles, like this: Doom 3: Resurrection of evil: Revenge of the devil :Here come's the pain!!!
  10. Urban Reign
  11. Conker: Live and Reloaded
  12. Resident Evil 4 :see comments for number 9
I love it when yesterday is this good!
Also I don't know if you remembered but yesterday was also the birthday of the beloved musician and funny man, Paul Shaffer!!! Paul Shaffer is best known as being a beloved musician and funny man! On a personal note Paul Shaffer is one of my idols, I met him 596 yesterdays ago in New York with my dad. We went to see that show that he's on called the Letterman's show! It turns out that Pauly is a big fan of yesterday too! He signed this photo for me and told me I was a cat!!! Paul is so funny!!! No paul, you cat! You cat, paul!!!
Well, that's it for yesterday!!!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

If yesterday were a holiday, it would be better than christmas!!!

Let me just start out by saying that yesterday's post (I felt it was a really awesome post) has sparked some harsh critisism from some of you (via my e-mail), spicifically about how much I really love yesterday. Come on! I'm just gonna respond by telling you the same thing I tell anyone who cares to ask, If I could, I would make everyday yesterday including tommorow and today! Yesterday was that cool! Anyway...
Let's see... what happened yesterday...
Torture? Boring! Oil companies are gouging? Tell me something I didn't not already haven't known. Hey 11/9 is 9/11 backwards... I didn't know
that! and that's pretty awesome!
Wow!!! A
green dog!
I almost forgot! What makes yesterday the greatest day ever, was that it was the day that that green dog was born. I totally love green dogs even more than regular dogs, which aren't usually green. One thing cool about green dogs is that nothing much is known about them. They could have cool super powers like maybe being super strong or really cute or flying powers or the power to bark lasers or something else!!! I would totally be really happy if I had a green dog. We could go to the park or school and girls would want to see my green dog and they would ask me why he was green and I would say I didn't know but that he might have super powers and they would pet him and say they liked him and then we would talk and maybe make out! If all that happened today then maybe today would almost be as cool as yesterday! Almost!!!
Oh my god I just noticed! The green dog is totally licking that other dogs balls in that photo! Green dogs are so crazy!!!

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

I love yesterday's first post!!!

Oh, my god! I'm so excited! Why am I so excited, you may ask? Because today is the first post of my new blog called: "I love Yesterday!!!" It is a blog about one of my favorite times ever; Yesterday! If you've ever seen those great TV shows like "I love the 70's", "I love the 80's", or even the lesser known "cult hit", "I love the 1800's" then you'll know exactly what to expect here. If you don't then that's "too bad" because I hate explaining things!
Retro Alert: if you love yesterday too, then read on for some awesome memories!!!

Here we go!!!
Do you guys remember those PHASR guns that the government unveiled yesterday? Gosh, it feels like it's been like, a really long time scince they were unveiled, but it was really just yesterday! You remember how they said it could be used to temporarily blind people who drive through roadblocks and stuff? I remember thinking at the time, "do you really want to blind people who are driving at high speeds through a roadblock? wouldn't they crash into something, like maybe the smart guy holding the PHASR gun?" Way to think things through Army! If I had developed this gun I would have made it shoot something smarter, like Remorse. Make the terrorist think twice about what he was doing! Talk about yesterday's technology!!!
Well, that's it for today, see you tommorrow (or the next time my mom let's me use the computer) for more about yesterday (today)!